100 points of modi, my reply to each of those.
Do you agree with me?
*1. Surgical Strike against Pakistan*
A: You are not the first one or the only one to do this. You defamed Indian Army by saying that this never happened before, when our army constantly monitors terror activities, and stops them too!
*2. Implementation of the historic GST scheme*
A: In the worst way possible. You killed thousands of small businesses with this scheme, their capital money got blocked in GST, and they had to end their business, with their own hands.
*3. Demonetization*
A: One has to be really foolish to count this as achievement...
More than 100 people died, modiji himself was playing drums in Japan at that time, in a custom made suit, when you and I were standing in ATM lines from morning to evening to get 2000 rupees only...
Best explanation of this event is this saying: Nero played music while Rome burnt...
By the way, all the money came back, RBI said.
*4. Providing bullet proof jackets to the Indian Army*
*5. Providing modern weapons to the Armed Forces*
A: yes, previously they used to do "Thain Thain" at enemy forces...Thain Thain ki awaaz nikal ke India won 4 wars against pakistan, since independence...
*6. Providing electricity to 18450 villages*
A: Aha!!! 600,000 (6 lakh) villages in India, and you provided electricity to less than 20 hazar, and you think this is an achievement!!!
0.30 percent...
Pura 1% bhi nahi.
*7. Introducing Ayushman Bharat*
A: 2000 crore budget assigned for health services of India, and gifting 3000 crores of CSR money to China for a statue!
Companies use CSR money to fund NGOs, handicaps, rural development projects etc.
All that money was given to China.
Let that sink in.
*8. Not letting the terrorists into India like the UPA government.*
A: The 2016 Uri attack was an attack by four heavily armed militants on 18 September 2016, near the town of Uri in the Indian state of Jammu and Kashmir.
Total 42% terrorist activities increased soon after surgical strike... Hindustan Times report.
ISI agents were "invited" by modi sarkar to survey Pathankot airbase, right?
*9. Generic medicines*
*10. Reducing price of stents*
*11. For reducing joint operation*
A: 73% doctors against prescription of generic drugs: survey - NATIONAL - The Hindu
Rule bana dene se kuch hota hai kya?
Implement karane ke liye kisko bulaya jay?
*12. Providing employment due to Make In India scheme*
A: LOL Nobody will believe how loud I am laughing right now...
Statue is coming from China, Train is coming from Japan, JIO phones are coming from China, Fighter jets are coming from France,
aakhir Make in India mein Make kiya kiya?
Truth is that small manufacturers of India were shut down by demonetisation, and China dumps more of its products in India now.
*13. Not even a single corruption charge in 4 years of Modi government*
A: Chaukidar hi chor hai
Aur kuch kehna hai kya?
*14. For making Dalit the President of India*
A: And then firing bullets and lathi charge at dalits protesting on roads for basic needs.
And there is nothing to be happy on this as we had dalit president (K. R. Narayanan) two decades earlier.
We already had first women, first sikh, muslim, dalit president during congress Rule.
*15. For making woman as India’s Defence Minister*
A: Jhootli, then parikar, then jhootli again, then a woman.
And the woman is not concerned with Defence at all. She doesn't even know how much you paid for Rafales... Changes her statement everyday...
*16. For making oylmpic medalist as Sports minister*
A: Doctors who went with sports participants, they were prescribing Paracetamol for broken hand, right?
Yeh case modi sarkar mein hi hua tha na?
*17. Working 18 hours a day for the nation*
A: Working how? Changing suits, doing election rallies?
What is attendance percentage in loksaba. How many time he met press.
*18. Striving towards making India a Vishwa Guru*
A: LOL How? By trying to shut down JNU?
*19. Providing 33 % reservation for women in police department*
A: Achcha hai! Some of these women are complaining that seniors are making sexual advances, kindly make one rule about that also.
Implement next government kar legi.
*20. Repaying Rs 2 lakh crore loan with interest which was made by the UPA government*
A: Repaying??? LOL Rs 3 lakh crore top 15 friends ka maaf kar diya...
Basically, top 15 businessmen took a loan of 2 lakh crore, spent it, wasted it, and now "you and I" are paying that loan from government money.
Government money belongs to us, people of India
En businessmen ki pushto ki jaagir nahi hai wo paisa.
Usi businessman se mango, hum kyo bhare enka loan?
*21. Making India for a loan receiving nation to loan lending nation*
A: You promised Mongolia that you will give them 1 billion dollars, before cameras of course,
then when Mongolia asked after a few months, you did not even replied to the letter...
*22. For detecting 3 lakh shell companies due to GST*
A: Jai shah ki company isme detect nahi hui na?
Ambani ki 15 din pehle bani company bhi nahi...
Basically, you killed 3 lakh small businesses with this, those were not fake companies, they were small companies, which are now shut down.
Shame shame to list this as achievement...
*23. For controlling black money*
A: Amit shah's bank got 750 crore deposited in just 5 days of notebandi, which got exchanged,
Jai Shah made 100 crore in that same time,
RBI said pura paisa vapas aa gaya,
How is black money controlled?
*24. Stopping stone pelting due to note ban*
A: Abhi kya bataya tha upar? 42% increase in terror activities.
By the way, stone pelting started in Uttar Pradesh also... That is also terror funding, right?
*25. Detecting thousands of crores of illegal trade due to linking of Aadhaar and PAN*
A: Who got tried in court? Simply fake numbers?
*26. Providing subsidy to employees of Khadhi industry and saving Rs 150 crore*
A: Khadi hmmm... Patanjali jeans???
You gave lots of land to Raamdev, now subsidy also?
*27. Breaking the backbone of terrorists and naxals*
A: Kaise??? 42% increase in terror activities...
Abhi bataya tha upar, 2 times...
*28. Finding the missing 500 students and uniting them with their family*
A: Please also find Najeeb of DU. Rumours are that gundas of ABVP (BJP student wing) have killed or abducted him...
*29. Detecting 13,000 fake teachers*
A: Found in states like Chattisgarh, MP, Bihar and the like, right?
All were BJP ruled, for the last many many years...
CM sahab se pehle baat kar lete, phir scheme lana tha na...
*30. Deleting 1.43 crore fake cards from Tamil Nadu*
A: Kaunsa card delete kar diya...
*31. Working towards banning cow slaughter*
A: Beef exports doubled under Modi Raj: Report – The Siasat Daily
BJP, RSS join hands to sell beef in Kerala: Deshabhimani report ...
'Beef export flourishing under Narendra Modi's regime': Ramalinga Reddy accuses Centre of 'double standard' on cow slaughter ban - Firstpost
#LOL
*32. Improving bonds with Japan*
*33. Bullet train project*
A: Thousands of Indian farmers have written a letter to Japan PM, requesting him to cancel Bullet train project. farmers say that their lands are being taken forcefully, and our own government is not listening to us...
*34. Securing highest medals in Asian Games*
A: And the gold medal for long jump goes to modiji!!!
Atheletes ka credit bhi khud hi ko... LOL
*35. Distributing LPG for 5 crore poor*
A: And then doubling the cost of LPG cylinder. 400 se sidha 1000!
*36. Doubling MSP on several agricultural products*
A: And farmers are selling onions for 50 paisa per KG...
Abhi recent news thi, right?
*37. Closing 250 fake companies*
A: Abhi upar toh 3 lakh bol rahe thay...
Number bhool gaye, yah dono fake numbers hai?
*38. Digital India*
A: LOL Iska sach sabko pata hai...
When black money nara of notebandi failed, then came up with another nara, digital India!!!
*39. Swacch Bharat*
A: Yes, Khud kachra dalo, camera bulao, jhadu maro, Swacch Bharat!
*40. Skill India*
A: India Today Expose: Skill India initiative weaves more scams than success stories - India News
Congress alleges scam in Skill India mission, seeks probe - The Economic Times
*41. Giving special package to agriculture*
A: Yes, package of 50 paisa per KG to farmer for his hard work...
*42. Introducing NITI Ayog*
A: "Introducing???" LOL
This is like saying, modiji ne oxygen "invent" kar diya!!!
You simply renamed "Planning Commission" to "Niti Ayog"...
*43. Enhancing India’s security*
A: How? By mob lynching, right?
Wah wah!!!
*44. Strengthening international bond*
A: Nepal left India, went with China.
Mongolia left India, went with China
Srilanka, Bhutan, Bangladesh all went
USA is threatening, you bought Rafale from France, now buy our jets too
USA is threatening, you stop oil import from Iran, even though they are offering cheap transport etc...
Foreign bonds are getting worsen!
45. Beti Bachao, Beti Padao
A: Your own BJP members are found raping 8 year old girls,
and then your own BJP ministers bring out National Flag march supporting this rapist BJP member...
You first suspended these ministers who brought out flag march, and then you promoted them within the party.
Naya nara hai: BJP se beti bachao...
46. Making India the third highest electricity producer
A: I remember you cutting ribbon of power plant in JK, immediately after you became PM, in just a few days.
So the project was started by Congress, right?
Yeh wahi "inventing" oxygen wali baat ho gayi na...
47. Jan Dhan scheme
A: Did you deposit 10 rupees in any single Jan dhan account?
These same accounts were used during notebandi to convert black money, right?
By your own BJP affiliated banks, right?
48. LPG subsidy
A: Ooff... Abhi upar bataya tha... LPG cylinder went from 400 to 1000 rupees...
Bhakto ko ek hi baat dus dus bar batani padti hai...
49. Saffronising 222 states
A: LOL "222" states?
Kidhar hain???
Puri duniya ke sare states gin liye kya??? LOL
50. Supporting women empowerment
A: How? BJP se beti bachao?
51. Smart City
A: Kidhar hai?
Paper pe scam, right?
52. Sukanya Samrudhi Yojana
A: Phir se, BJP se beti Bachao...
53. Reintroducing Kisan Vikas Patra
A: It was closed because it was the "most prefered" way to hide black money, right?
Now you started it again,
and then saying controlled black money... LOL
You should say, Black money thikane lagaya!!!"
by the way, hiding single note of 2000 rupees is easier than hiding 2 notes of 1000 rupees.
54. Subsidy for Agricultural equipment
A: And giving farmers 50 paisa per KG for their produce.
55. Making India a mobile making hub
A: Show me one single JIO phone which is made in India... All coming from China, right?
Modiji himself promoted this private company project, right?
56. Man Ki Baat
A: Mand buddhi ki baat
57. Fertilizer subsidy
A: phir se? "invented" oxygen?
This has been there since the time of congress...
Earlier it was given to companies making fertilizers,
then in congress rule itself,
rule was changed and subsidy was given to farmers directly...
What did you do in this modiji?
58. World Yoga Day
A: Fayda India ko hua, yah Raamdev ko?
Who started selling his yoga etc in global markets?
And he does not pays taxes...
Patanjali is a trust, not a tax paying company.
59. Death penalty for the rapists of children
A: You promoted your own BJP leaders who did this, took out flag march in support of rapists...
Flag of India was waved in support of rapists...
60. Bring girl child under Indra Dhanush scheme
A: Ek hi baat barr bar...
61. Establishing AIIMS medical college throughout India
A: if even "one" was made, then I am sure that we would have seen modiji cutting ribbon of it...
Kisi ko dikha kya?
62. Covering 50 crore people under Modi care
A: On papers, no money
63. Cleansing Ganga river
A: 4000 crore was given for this, nothing happened, money vanished!
Ganga saaf kar rahe thay, yah paisa?
64. One Rank One Pension
65. Spreading and modernizing BSNL
A: Why are soldiers "still" protesting?
In that same protest, your police was beating, tearing uniforms of retired army officials, right?
66. Making Air India profitbale
A: LOL Is this why no company of India wants to buy AirIndia?
You tried to sell it, nobody gave bids...
67. Electrifying each and every Indian village
A: Ok, so its confirmed, fake numbers.
First 18000 villages, now Every village...
68. Nuclear agreements with Russia, Japan, Canada, France
A: To do what? To "buy" Nuclear material to make electricity, right?
Where are new nuclear power plants?
Old ones have enough material to keep going for years...
69. Modernising India Railways and making it profitable
A: By increasing railway fair 200%, right?
70. Indian Postal Payment Bank
A: If you had Digital India, then what is the need of postman providing banking services?
71. Getting Naxals to the mainstream
A: Yeh phir se "inventing" oxygen...
Scheme has been there for many many years, and is working.
72. Solar schemes throughout India
A: Cutting ribbon at JK solar power plant, which was made by congress,
and claiming it as yours... And claiming "one" power plant as "throughout" India...
73. Using Israelis techniques for Indian Army
A: Toh phir make in India ka kya hua?
74. Enhancing diplomatic ties throughout globe
A: Abhi bataya tha, USA threatening India, Nepal, Bhutan all went with China.
75. Corruption less government
A: Jor se bolo, chaukidaar hi chor hai,
Mil ke bolo, chaukidaar hi chor hai,
Phir se bolo, chaukidaar hi chor hai,
Sare bolo, chaukidaar hi chor hai,
76. Seizing Dawood Ibrahim’s assets
A: 2 Bangla, 2 cars, wah wah kya bada achievement hai!!!
77. Striving to make India “Congress Mukt”
A: Elections in 5 states, BJP zero, Congress 3!
Abhi aap apni kursi ki chinta karo, 2019 mein
78. Linking Aadhaar to bank account and thus monitoring fraudulent transactions
A: All banks needed PAN cards anyways
All PAN cards can be monitored by Income tax department
All transactions above certain amount get reported by banks
Phir aakhir aadhar ki jaroorat kya thi...
79. Enhancing India’s Air Force’s strength
A: Limit hi cross ho gayi...
Sidha sidha modi ka naam hai Rafale corruption mein
By the way, airforce needed 128 jets
Congress ordered 128 jets
Modiji cancelled and ordered 36 only, because Ambani cannot handle more at this time...
How is this strengthening?
80. Doklam Victory
A: HOW???
China constructed air strips there,
Doubled the width of highway China was making there.
How is this victory???
81. Trying to get money deposited in Swiss Bank
A:Suna toh yeh tha ki sabne apna sara paisa wahan se shift kar liya hai?
Panama mein...
Your BJP leaders were named in Panama papers, right?
82. Making defecation free India
A: Khayega nahi toh jayega kaise India?
83. Providing visa to several countries
A: So Malia and modiji ke Chauksi "bhai" can move around more easily?
84. Linking of rivers
A: Kaunsa link ho gaya?
10 states were under drought... Drought means NO WATER...
85. Trying to ban triple talaq
86. Trying to construct Ram Mandir
A: Trying? Then why are thousands of sadhus protesting in Ram Leela Maidan?
Why is VHP bringing out rallies demanding mandir from modi sarkar???
87. Ujwala Yojana
A: Again with the LPG cylinders...
You increased cost of LPG cylinder to 1000 from 400 rupees...
88. Mudra
A: Extent of scam in this?
Please batao...
89. Cancelling Haj Subsidy
90. Increasing doubling the tax base
A: Doubling tax base? Then why is government trying to snatch "reserves" of RBI?
Scooter mein agar double petrol hai,
toh usko "reserve" mein kyo daal rahe ho?
91. Increasing the speed of highway construction like never before
A: HOW? By making 1km road and counting 8km?
92. Fasal Bhma Yojana
A: LOL Given to Ambani, who got paid 140 crores in Bima premiums,
and when trouble came, he repaid 20 crore back to farmers...
In cheques of 20 rupees, 30 rupees, right?
93. Deen Dayal Upadhya Gram Jyoth scheme
A: Again, 6 lakh villages in India,
you gave electricity to 18 hazar,
This is below 0.30 percent... You realize that?
94. Uranium deal with Australia
A: Phir se? To do what? Where are new nuclear reactors?
95. Increasing the salary of Grameen Dhak Sevaks through 7th pay commission
A: Read the number, 7th pay commission, not 1st pay commission.
Congress did this 6 times before you!
96. Increasing bunkers in Indoa-Pak borders
A: This means that PAK has increased firing on border, and existing bunkers are not enough to hold civilians, right?
97. Singing deals to create an anti-nuclear shield
98. 2+2 meet with USA
A: Same as having better diplomatic foreign relations?
99. Increasing India’s GDP
A: 2 times you changed formula to show high GDP.
Even World Trade Organization accused India of providing fake GDP numbers...
100. Surgical strike in Burma
A: And soon after thousands of refugees crossed Burma border and entered India, after this strike, right?
Wait wait, not thousands, lakhs of refugees, right?
There are hundreds of more schemes that has been implemented by PM Modi but the Congress never could do it in its past 60 years of rule. Modi ji, you are
striving to make India a Vishwaguru but few slaves have created exit poll.
Forgive me again Modi ji.
A: Yes please forgive me, for exposing your lies!!!
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